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Awesomenauts Screwed Up Ep 4Penny Fox is doing a scouting mission...
Penny Fox: Penny here nooo problems~.
Genji: Good. Now we can gather nectar for the Grand Butterfly.
Penny Fox: Yeah, whatever Gnaw baby.
Penny Fox is gathering the solar until...
Vinny: Hello boys. Names Vinny and I'm here ask one simple question: who says crime doesn't pay?! Nyeh!
Penny Fox: Woah there cowboy. You think you can just come over here and steal my money~.
Vinny: Me and Spike here take what we want see? When we want what we want we take it see? Nyeh.
Spike: .... (Maybe I should be a philanthropist?)
Awesomenauts Screwed Up Ep 3Clunk is blasting the opposing team members...
Clunk: YOU ARE ALL USELESS PIECES OF FLESH. METAL WILL LIVE ON.
Voltar: Is there anyone that can stop that crazed automaton?
Froggy G: Yo, what are we gonna do homes?!
Ayla skips towards Clunk...
Clunk: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF FLESH. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE METAL.
Ayla: Awww, isn't that cute. This silly wind up toy is talking. :3
Clunk is sparking out of anger...
Clunk: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SILLY WIND UP TOY?
Ayla: Well, aren't you a wind up toy? My mommy told me about talking toy robots. Whatever happened to her? :3
Ayla remembers melting her mother's brain and sending her to a nut house...
Ayla: Oh yeah... He, he, he... >:3
Froggy G: Yo what's ma girl Ayla doing?
Voltar: Shh, be quiet...
Clunk is getting angrier...
Clunk: SHUT UP LITTLE GIRL OR I'LL GO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ON YOU.
Ayla: Shut up, shut up, shut up. That's all you've got to saaaAay~. That's all you've got to saaaAay~.
Clunk: COUNTDOWN 3.. 2.. 1...
Pokemon Mystery Whatever 8Axew: After brush with the evil Slurpuff, we enter the swampy part of the jungle. I wonder what we'll come across this time?
Snivy: Everything stinks here. It smells like Oshawott's house.
Oshawott: My house doesn't stink! It smells OK.
Snivy: I stand corrected.
Axew: Look over there. I see a treasure chest-
Pikachu begins poking a Vespiquen hive...
Pikachu: What is this?
Axew: DON'T GO NEAR IT!!!
Pikachu: What is this? It looks so weird.
Snivy: Uh oh!
Oshawott: Not her again!
Axew: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Just remain calm and be quiet...
Vespiquen: ATTACK ORDER!!!
The Combees attack us...
Oshawott: I'M SORRY!!!
Pikachu: WHERE TO?!
Axew: THE SWAMP!!!
Axew: As we all ran into the swamp, I thought we would be safe for the moment... Boy was I wrong...
Oshawott: These Combees are such douchebags... ****!!!
A Feraligatr goes into the swamp... It's smiling...
Pikachu: AWWW, C'MON IT'S N
Pokemon Mystery Whatever Ep 7Axew: After we got our new recruits, we began to go on another adventure. This time we're going to a jungle... I know something bad is going to happen...
Pikachu: Wow, this jungle is beautiful. Everything looks edible.
Snivy: There are lots of food here too. Apples, oran berries and... cotton candy?
Axew: Why is there cotton candy in a place like this?
Oshawott: Who cares! I call first dibs!
Snivy: No fair! I saw it first!
The cotton candy comes to life...
Oshawott: Woah! What the Arceus is that?!
Axew: I think that is a Slurpuff. I wouldn't go near that thing...
Pikachu: Why? Is it dangerous?
The Slurpuff is sticking its tongue out...
Snivy: It looks cute. :3
Oshawott: I bet this thing is harmless.
The Slurpuff leaps and bites Oshawott's crotch...
Axew: HOLY ARCEUS!!!
Oshawott: NOOOO!!!! AGH MY SCALCHOPS!!!!
Axew: When Oshawott got attacked by that Slurpuff, I thought it was the funniest thing I ever sa
Iman and Taru Adventures Ep 9As we're being mentally tortured, Ly sends us help...
Ly: You have to help them little one. The fate of the world depends on you.
Me: Ahhhhhh!!! GO AWAY!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Taru: NOOOOO!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!
Jano: Anytime now... They should be dead. I'll take a nap... Zzzzzzz...
Murphy: There they are. I know just the thing.
Murphy begins to tickle me...
Me: Ha, ha, ha. HAHAHAHA!!!! That tickles!!! Hey, I'm awake. Hey, you're Murphy! Thanks for saving me.
Murphy: No problem.
Me: Wait, what about Taru? She's still in her nightmare!
Murphy: Leave it to me!
Murphy begins tickling Taru...
Taru: HAHAHAHA!!! STOP STOP!!! I GIVE UP!!! HAHAHA!!! Hey, I'm awake. Wow, it's Murphy! Thank you so much Murphy!
Murphy: No problem.
Me: Taru! Thank God you're OK.
Taru: Iman. I'm happy you're OK too.
Murphy: I'm happy you're both reunited but, there is still Jano.
Taru: Leave him to us.
Me: Because now its payback time....
Jano is sleeping until...
Iman and Taru Adventures Ep 8Me and Taru are making our way to The Land of The Livid Dead...
Taru: Wow. This place is far more different than I thought. Everything here is creepier than usual...
Me: Jano must have changed this place. It looks like we are in a horror movie.
Taru: I hate horror movies.
Me: It'll be OK. Just hold my hand and don't let go.
Taru: OK. I won't let go.
We walk into a cave that looks even scarier than the outside...
Taru: Iman. Why are we in here?!
Me: Fey may be in there. Not only that, since its getting scarier, Jano may be in there.
Taru: Are you sure honey? Are you sure Taru is in here? Iman? Iman? AAAHHHHH!!!!
Taru: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jigsaw appears in front of Taru...
Jigsaw: I want to play a game. You have been a lover of creatures and the ethereal creatures. You wanted to become one and renounce your mortality. Here, you are an ordinary human again. You can be killed. Murdered. You must run endlessly to preserve your mortality. Try to
Iman and Taru Adventures Ep 7Taru and I wind up where Edith Up is kidnapped...
Taru: Look honey. Edith Up is trapped under that flow of lava.
Me: Lava or magma sweetheart?
Taru: Well, it's pouring upwards so I assume its lava.
Me: But we're underground so its clearly magma.
Edith Up: I don't care what its called! Just hand me that giant plum over there!
Me: Um, aren't you kidnapped Edith Up?
Edith Up: I was never kidnapped! I'm in my bedroom! I'm hungry! Give me food!
Taru and I just look at each other...
Edith Up: NOW!!!
Me: I think she's possessed...
Me: She's abnormally huge. She's almost the size of a small mountain...
Taru: What do you think we should do?
Me: I say we should go inside her...
Taru: Are you serious?! What if she isn't possessed?!
Edith Up: FEED ME NOW OR I'LL... Oh... oh crap...
Edith Up belches...
Me: AAGGHH!!! What have you been eating?!
Taru: UGH! Wait look what's inside her mouth!
Andre: Uh oh...
Me: I knew it! We're going in!
Taru: I'm right behind you!
Iman and Taru Adventures Ep 6Me and Taru are walking inside a cave filled with crystals and steam jets...
Me: Phew, this place is hot. It's almost like a sauna in here.
Taru: I know. My wings are covered in sweat. Ewww. -_-
????: Yeehaw! Time rassle up some lums!
Me: Taru! Get down!
I jump on Taru and take the gunshot... Owww...
Taru: IMAN!!! Who did that?!
Razoff: Suey!!! Piggy, piggy, piggy!!! Nailed myself another one! One down, one to go!
Me: Taru... Run...
Taru: I'm not leaving you alone!
Me: Just go. GO!
Taru: SHUT UP!!! I'll carry you!
Me: Listen to me Taru. Razoff is going to shoot you too. I'll just slow you down if you carry me. Run...
Taru: What about you Iman?
Me: I'll be OK... I... love... you...
Taru: I... love you too...
Taru runs away...
Razoff: Get back here you little pixie! There's a bounty fer yer head!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 154The Darklanders are causing destruction in their wake... The Skylanders are running for there lives... Magma is erupting from the ground... Lightning strikes the ground... Villages are blazing... The Darklanders keep attacking... Little Skylander children are crying...
Magician: We won you worthless Skylanders! Eon has fallen, the Skylanders of Earth have failed you! You all are finished!!!
Dante: Look at everybody running away. It's quite amusing.
Charybdis: We are all your new masters now! Kneel before us!
Blitzkrieg: 11000110010001111000 1111000010010101010000 00001110010101110010.
Eradius: Yes my Darklanders. Savor the sweet taste of victory!!!
Toxic: Skylandssss isssss ourssss for the taking!!!
Stealth Elf and Whisper Elf are huddled in a corner...
Whisper Elf: Mommy, I'm scared.
Stealth Elf: It'll be OK sweetheart.
Puppit Master: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, sweet. Too bad you both are gonna die!!!
Puppit Master: What the?
Overlord: It's over Darklanders!!!!
TDAS Re-write episode 7: Moon Madness
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Episode 7: Moon Madness
Re-written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, our favorite tone-deaf contestants worked their vocal cords off performing a Rockin’ Wawanakwa-Palooza-Fest!! Some (Shows a clip of Gwen’s performance) performed better than others (Shows clip of Brick breaking down crying. Chris chuckles). In the end, the Villains finally got back in the hotel, Gwen got to air her dirty laundry, Owen got a little canoodling with crazy Izzy, and I get a little extra cash-flow thanks to the bonus tracks on our new online album!!! (Speaks quickly) Available now on E-Jams for $29.99, tax included, copyright McLean Fresh Inc. (Speaks normally) oh yeah, and Noah shows once again what a little sweetheart he is!
(Cut to the edge of the dock, where Chris is laughing)
Chris: hey, maybe I should bring him and Duncan into my new show: Total Drama Swee
Tiff- Helium BalloonRequested by: :iconKingAsylus91:
Sorry if it's short. Not much into the inflation literatures.
A cappy named Tiff was just walking around Popstar. She noticed a certain enemy that looks like a balloon.
Tiff: Huh? What are you? You look like some sort of balloon like creature. Hmm... You're pink, and you float. You're definitely NOT Kirby, I can conclude that.
The enemy gets irritated.
Tiff: Why are you giving me that look? I'm just holding you. Are you a part of N.M.E's minions?
The enemy sweats if fear.
Tiff: I'm going to get Kirby on you. And you'll be soon as gone!
The enemy then sticks his air holder into Tiffs mouth and blows air into her. Being a part of Kirby's universe, she inflates like a balloon, just like Kirby can. And with that, the enemy pops.
Tiff: Oh, great. Now I'm inflated... At least the enemy's gone...
Tiff sighs but when doing so she blows out all the way to space where she can see her home planet.
Giantess Feet (rp)You were hiking one day. (maybe some friends) When you see a (Insert animal if you don't want regular, or [strongly recomended] A female smash bros character) giantess. You were only as big as her pinky toe. She see's you and smirks. She walks to you. "Your so cute. Worship me if you wish to be with me." She says. Of course you say yes. She smiled at this. She sits down and puts her foot in front of you. You get to work.
Rules:My foot fetish compels me to tell you that this rp retains on feet. The giant will be female hence the name. Switching is allowed.
Total Drama Themes EllaElla: My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)
I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day
It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do
'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
I like to see you grin (Awesome!)
I love to see you beam (Rock on!)
The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!)
But if you're kind of worried
And your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down
'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes I do
Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
And you fill me with good cheer
It's true some days are dark and lonely
And maybe you feel sad
But Pinkie WILL BE there to show you t
VoiceMan as Ellis
NumberSevin as Nick
KirbyKirbyKirby1992 as Zoey
thegirlwiththedisxl as Rochelle
YoshiMan1118 as Louis
theawesomeflee as Francis
SatsumaLord as Bill
Crazyghosts as Coach
VoiceMan as Hunter
KirbyKirbyKirby1992 as Witch
NumberSevin as Smoker
SatsumaLord as Charger
Crazyghosts as Boomer
YoshiMan1118 as Jockey
thegirlwiththedisxl as Spitter (Sorry to put you in this role.)
theawesomeflee as Tank (Enjoy slaughtering the sh*t outta the survivors. )
Jika and JingaJinga: who are you?
Jinga: what?? How?!
Jika: Cause, our creator wanted an excuse to make you OOC in here story.
VoiceMan discovers KuttlmorSetting: Skyrim
Sub-setting: a new Hold called Kuttlmor, a village with towering barrier walls and an even taller castle in the middle, home of the Jarl
VoiceMan: *kicks the large wooden double-doors open* HERE I COME!
Random citizen: A VAMPIRE!
VoiceMan: THAT'S RIGHT!!! *makes a mad dash towards the castle in the middle of the Hold, killing anyone who attacks him* THE JARL WILL BE DEAD!!!
In the castle...
Random citizen: Your majesty! A Vampire is assaulting the village!
???: A Vampire, hm? I know JUST how to handle such a nuissance!~ We'll set a hot trap to leave a SERIOUS burn!~
In the village...
VoiceMan: *punches the castle doors open* WHERE'S THE JARL?!?!?! *sprints down the hall, then sees a Flame Atronach* Hubba hubba!
Flame Atronach: *motions VM towards herself*
VoiceMan: Oh, I'm lettin' ya HAVE it! *runs towards the Atronach on all fours*
Flame Atronach: *leads VM to the cellar*
VoiceMan: *steps on a pressure plate* F*CK! *is set alight* NNNGH!!! YOU...B*TCH!!! *is suddenly t
Skylanders: Messed Up Unknown Skylander from Earth????: Where am I? What's this light? Its so... gentle...
Eon: Ah, you. Hello Skylander from Earth.
????: Who are you?
Eon: I am Eon. Skylands is under attack and we need your help.
????: What can I do? I'm all alone here.
Eon: You need to find your portal master. Hurry, we need your help. With your help, you can lead all of the Skylanders from Earth to victory. You are the most powerful Skylander from Earth that I sense. I sense a great power inside you.
????: OK. Who must I find?
Eon: Look for a man named...
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