Its the roast of Spyro
Prism Break: Ladies and gentleman. Dragons and all. Welcome to The Roast of Spyro!!!
Prism Break: Now introducing, the dragon of the hour, Spyro.
Spyro: Hey everyone.
Everyone: Spyro, Spyro, Spyro!!!
Prism Break: First up on this roast is Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt stands on the podium
Gill Grunt: Spyro, you've been the dragon to everyone around you. Everybody loves you. Boys, girls, people crazy for bestiality.
Gill Grunt: Seriously man, why the Kaos do you look the way you do now? At first, you looked cool, then you looked almost human and now you're an ugly Barney the dinosaur love child.
Gill Grunt: I wouldn't be surprised to see you in the next Maury show episode on who is the father. If I find out Barney really is your dad I would flip!
Gill Grunt: Awww who am I kidding, Spyro I love ya man!
Prism Break: Next up, Eruptor!
Eruptor: You know Spyro's first game pit him against Gnasty Gnorc. No girls to save, not getting laid, and saving horny old dragon men. Seriously Spyro WTF?
Eruptor: Gnasty Gnorc was one mean dude I gotta admit. But seriously, TWO hits?! It makes Cloud N' Candy a dominatrix compared to you!
Gnasty Gnorc: OMG he's so right! <laughs>
Eruptor: Spyro, you're everyones favorite dragon. You're my favorite dragon too!
Prism Break: Next its Cynder!
Cynder: Look, I know what everyone is saying. It must be great to have Spyro as a boyfriend right? Haha, WRONG!!! Spyro completely sucks in bed.
Cynder: I'll be so lucky if he was hard like Bash, long like Camo, horny like Zap, and dominant as Sunburn. They say purple is the most powerful and rare of the dragons but not where it counts.
Cynder: Do you know how hard it is for Spyro to get it up? Why do you think I gotten breast implants?!
Cynder: Even though Drobot has a built in toy feature and I would definately go to bed with him, I still love you Spyro. <3 Can't wait til we get home sweetie~.
Prism Break: Next up we have Boomer!
Boomer: Dude, I took a day off of trolling to come here! Spyro, why is it that every guy you fight has an inferiority complex? When are you gonna get a real villain to fight?
Boomer: I had high hopes for Malefor but, seriously, they've gotten Christen Bale to do his voice?! I couldn't understand a word he was saying!
Spyro: That's true. <laughs>
Boomer: Then theres Ripto. The "I hate dragons" guy! Why because they're bigger than you?
Boomer: I'm surprised the producers actually allowed you to be in 3 games. New powers, same agenda, same little hothead. C'mon, you're like the worst villain ever! The Sorcerous is more scarier than you and I think shes a joke. Thats right Ripto, you're the most worthless villain in Spyro history! Why else would you be in Enter The Dragonfly?!
Everyone except Ripto starts dying
Ripto: Thats it! I had it up to here with you!
Wrecking Ball shows up next to him
Wrecking Ball: Wow, not that high I see.
Ripto: Shut up you gluttunous pile of ****!
Ripto: We have the worlds first dragon whore of gaming, a lava golem with anorexia, a fish that sounds like $#!+, and a green Spongebob?! These are the so-called heroes of Skylands?! Spyro, you really disappoint me. You're relying on the help with these $#!+s. I rather play Bubsy than Skylands! In 3D!
Stump Smash and Ignitor grab him
Ripto: Get off me mother-!
Ripto is "escorted" out (He got thrown in the dumpster)
Spyro: Wow, sorry for that little outburst and I really mean "little".
Spyro: C'mon guys! These are the jokes you came up with! Gill Grunt, you should take that fish stick out your mouth. I really can't understand what you're saying. Boomer, the troll face called, he wants his face back. Eruptor, I like you but, someone should give you a muzzle. You keep drooling all ove the place. Cynder, oh Cynder, I'm grateful you gotten the breast implants but, I hate to break it to you. In bed, its like doing a pillow, you're silent, and un-emotional. Whirlwind is way better in bed than you and she's flat-chested!
Spyro: Haha, thank you all for coming. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves but remember who brought you all here, ME, Spyro the mother****ing dragon!!! PEACE OUT ****ers!!!
Everyone laughs and claps