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Its the Skylander block party

Spyro: I'm so glad we're having a Skylander sequel coming up.

Lightning Rod: I know. The new Skylanders are fit right in and the giants are a great addition to the game.

Stealth Elf: Good thing the sequel is coming out soon. I need the money. Being a ninja really isn't paying well.

????: ARRRRGHH, *****!!!

An arrow hits Pop-Fizz's knee

Pop-Fizz: DERP! <passes out>

Spyro: What the Kaos?! Who did that?!

Hunter shows up

Hunter: You remember who this is Spyro.

Spyro: Hunter? Is that you? You look different...

Hunter: Of course I look different douchebag! I haven't gotten a job since Legend of Spyro! After the orignal Spyro series, I was broke and out of the job. Did you know what I had to do to get a part in the Legend of Spyro series? I had to do a series of horrible things and for what?! I was only paid $5,000 for that part! My fan-base is gone and hardly anyone remembers me! I was promised a role in Skylanders and they put Cynder in the game but not me?!  I should **** all your @$$ up!

Spyro: Hunter, calm down... Lets talk about this... I know you're bitter about this fact. Maybe you can be a dlc or something?

Hunter: Man, if you don't shut your purple @$$ up, I'll shoot my arrows somewhere else on everybody up in dis *****! I know you're lying your @$$ just to get me to go away!

Cynder: Hold up, hold up Hunter. Lemme tell you something right here and now because this is real talk. I know my man is purple and all but, after what you're doing so far in this party, you're messed up.

Hunter: Hold on you tramp. I don't have that much beef with you being Spyro's girl and all but, if you really want to cross me as well, I will poke holes in them breast implants you got there.

Flameslinger shows up

Flameslinger: Hey guys whats up-

Hunter: Ohhh $#!+... Y'all replaced me with this gay elf? $#!!!!!+.... I'm getting pissed now... If I can't be in the next Skylander game, ain't none of y'all gonna be in the next one!

Hunter sets a bomb on the tip of his arrow (BTW its a nuke)

Spyro: NOW WRECKING BALL!!!

Wrecking Ball eats Hunter

Hunter: What the f-?!

Wrecking Ball: Mmmmm, tastes like bananas. :3

Everyone: Wrecking Ball~ ;)

Wrecking Ball: :3

Party resumes normally... Meanwhile...

Whirlwind: Mmmm, I love apple martini's.

Pop-Fizz: I used to be a drinker like you... But I took an arrow to the knee... :(

Whirlwind: Seriously? -____-'
Its the Skylander block party but an uninvited guest shows up.
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:iconwolfgangcalifan:
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Party :iconpoopplz:er!
Wrekkie saves the day once again!! :iconsupermanplz:
I used to :iconbeeplz:a drinker like you, then I took an :iconarrowplz: in the knee...
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:icondarkdragon770:
darkdragon770 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
lol i used to be a drinker like u... until i took an arrow to the knee
that cracked me
and hunter y u b a party pooper :(
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SuperSmashCynderLum Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Great job here. Poor Hunter though. Still Awesome work. ^__^
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:iconfaithinthemusic:
faithinthemusic Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES the arrow to the knee meme!

NO Hunter will not diss Flame and get away with it.
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:iconnightfuryismine:
Nightfuryismine Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL arrow to the knee XD
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:iconwolfgangcalifan:
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD tastes like bananas XD made me crack up! O btw u forgot to gimme a teeny bit of credit but think masterpiece is credit enough!
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:iconmasteroflego98:
masteroflego98 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ok pop fizz taking it way to far with the arow in the knee joke
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:icondarkmatter20:
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Remember, leave a Skylander or a predicament pertaining to Skylands and I'll make a comedy out of it.
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:icondarkmatter20:
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Special thanks to wolfgangcalifan. *Sorry* >___<'
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