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Its the Skylander block party

Spyro: I'm so glad we're having a Skylander sequel coming up.

Lightning Rod: I know. The new Skylanders are fit right in and the giants are a great addition to the game.

Stealth Elf: Good thing the sequel is coming out soon. I need the money. Being a ninja really isn't paying well.

????: ARRRRGHH, *****!!!

An arrow hits Pop-Fizz's knee

Pop-Fizz: DERP! <passes out>

Spyro: What the Kaos?! Who did that?!

Hunter shows up

Hunter: You remember who this is Spyro.

Spyro: Hunter? Is that you? You look different...

Hunter: Of course I look different douchebag! I haven't gotten a job since Legend of Spyro! After the orignal Spyro series, I was broke and out of the job. Did you know what I had to do to get a part in the Legend of Spyro series? I had to do a series of horrible things and for what?! I was only paid $5,000 for that part! My fan-base is gone and hardly anyone remembers me! I was promised a role in Skylanders and they put Cynder in the game but not me?!  I should **** all your @$$ up!

Spyro: Hunter, calm down... Lets talk about this... I know you're bitter about this fact. Maybe you can be a dlc or something?

Hunter: Man, if you don't shut your purple @$$ up, I'll shoot my arrows somewhere else on everybody up in dis *****! I know you're lying your @$$ just to get me to go away!

Cynder: Hold up, hold up Hunter. Lemme tell you something right here and now because this is real talk. I know my man is purple and all but, after what you're doing so far in this party, you're messed up.

Hunter: Hold on you tramp. I don't have that much beef with you being Spyro's girl and all but, if you really want to cross me as well, I will poke holes in them breast implants you got there.

Flameslinger shows up

Flameslinger: Hey guys whats up-

Hunter: Ohhh $#!+... Y'all replaced me with this gay elf? $#!!!!!+.... I'm getting pissed now... If I can't be in the next Skylander game, ain't none of y'all gonna be in the next one!

Hunter sets a bomb on the tip of his arrow (BTW its a nuke)


Wrecking Ball eats Hunter

Hunter: What the f-?!

Wrecking Ball: Mmmmm, tastes like bananas. :3

Everyone: Wrecking Ball~ ;)

Wrecking Ball: :3

Party resumes normally... Meanwhile...

Whirlwind: Mmmm, I love apple martini's.

Pop-Fizz: I used to be a drinker like you... But I took an arrow to the knee... :(

Whirlwind: Seriously? -____-'
Its the Skylander block party but an uninvited guest shows up.
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wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Party :iconpoopplz:er!
Wrekkie saves the day once again!! :iconsupermanplz:
I used to :iconbeeplz:a drinker like you, then I took an :iconarrowplz: in the knee...
darkdragon770 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
lol i used to be a drinker like u... until i took an arrow to the knee
that cracked me
and hunter y u b a party pooper :(
SuperSmashCynderLum Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Great job here. Poor Hunter though. Still Awesome work. ^__^
faithinthemusic Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES the arrow to the knee meme!

NO Hunter will not diss Flame and get away with it.
Nightfuryismine Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL arrow to the knee XD
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD tastes like bananas XD made me crack up! O btw u forgot to gimme a teeny bit of credit but think masterpiece is credit enough!
masteroflego98 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ok pop fizz taking it way to far with the arow in the knee joke
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Remember, leave a Skylander or a predicament pertaining to Skylands and I'll make a comedy out of it.
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Special thanks to wolfgangcalifan. *Sorry* >___<'
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