Its the Skylander block party
Spyro: I'm so glad we're having a Skylander sequel coming up.
Lightning Rod: I know. The new Skylanders are fit right in and the giants are a great addition to the game.
Stealth Elf: Good thing the sequel is coming out soon. I need the money. Being a ninja really isn't paying well.
????: ARRRRGHH, *****!!!
An arrow hits Pop-Fizz's knee
Pop-Fizz: DERP! <passes out>
Spyro: What the Kaos?! Who did that?!
Hunter shows up
Hunter: You remember who this is Spyro.
Spyro: Hunter? Is that you? You look different...
Hunter: Of course I look different douchebag! I haven't gotten a job since Legend of Spyro! After the orignal Spyro series, I was broke and out of the job. Did you know what I had to do to get a part in the Legend of Spyro series? I had to do a series of horrible things and for what?! I was only paid $5,000 for that part! My fan-base is gone and hardly anyone remembers me! I was promised a role in Skylanders and they put Cynder in the game but not me?! I should **** all your @$$ up!
Spyro: Hunter, calm down... Lets talk about this... I know you're bitter about this fact. Maybe you can be a dlc or something?
Hunter: Man, if you don't shut your purple @$$ up, I'll shoot my arrows somewhere else on everybody up in dis *****! I know you're lying your @$$ just to get me to go away!
Cynder: Hold up, hold up Hunter. Lemme tell you something right here and now because this is real talk. I know my man is purple and all but, after what you're doing so far in this party, you're messed up.
Hunter: Hold on you tramp. I don't have that much beef with you being Spyro's girl and all but, if you really want to cross me as well, I will poke holes in them breast implants you got there.
Flameslinger shows up
Flameslinger: Hey guys whats up-
Hunter: Ohhh $#!+... Y'all replaced me with this gay elf? $#!!!!!+.... I'm getting pissed now... If I can't be in the next Skylander game, ain't none of y'all gonna be in the next one!
Hunter sets a bomb on the tip of his arrow (BTW its a nuke)
Spyro: NOW WRECKING BALL!!!
Wrecking Ball eats Hunter
Hunter: What the f-?!
Wrecking Ball: Mmmmm, tastes like bananas. :3
Everyone: Wrecking Ball~
Wrecking Ball: :3
Party resumes normally... Meanwhile...
Whirlwind: Mmmm, I love apple martini's.
Pop-Fizz: I used to be a drinker like you... But I took an arrow to the knee...
Whirlwind: Seriously? -____-'