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Skylanders Spyro by Trololoartist7890

Writing by PhoenixFirewing


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July 15, 2012
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Luna and Cynder are having an argument

Cynder: Do you actually believe Spyro would actually would want to be with you? Girlfriend, lemme tell you something right here right now because I'm gonna be honest with you, you're ugly as Kaos' giant floating head and ain't nobody would want to be with your sorry pearlly @$$! Now get your ugly @$$ outta here and get yourself some make up!

Luna: :'(

Cynder flies away

Luna: <crying> Its not fair. Why does Cynder have such better breasts than mine and how can Spyro be with a dragon like her and not me? I'm a lot nicer than she is. :'(

Spyro and Camo show up

Spyro: Ummm, whats wrong Luna?

Luna: O___O' Oh, ummmm, hi Spyro. :$

Camo: Haha, she's blushing.

Luna: Meep!

Luna hides her face

Spyro: Its OK Luna. It's just me. I heard what Cynder said to you.

Luna: How? I didn't see you anywhere.

Camo: Cynder forgot to turn off her phone off. She can be stupid sometimes.

Luna: Yeah thats true.

Spyro: There is a way to "hurt" her though... ;)

Luna: Why are you helping me?

Spyro: Let's just say, I need a little payback for her embarassing me in that Christmas party.


Whirlwind: So that's what you said to her Cynder?

Cynder: Yeah, but its all good. She's a little-

Luna: Hey Cynder!

Cynder: Well, look who came back? What do you want you little wimp?

Luna: I challenge you to a Rap Battle.

Cynder: ...what?

Whirlwind and Stealth Elf: Ooooohhh.

Luna: Do you accept or forfeit?

Cynder: OK, OK, I'm not scared! Alright, bring it on!

Epic Rap Battles of Skylands!

Luna V.S. Cynder!!!


Cynder: This is one undead dragon you won't ever survive. I'll shock you, curse you then toxify. A little white dragon with colorful make-up? Goddamn, your face is really f***ed up! I'll mess you up real good with the power of darkness. You're gonna look terrible like that movie: The Wackness. Your ugly, shiny scales are blinding me. Why don't you get out of my face you little freak! Luna, whose THAT?! No one gives 2 $#!+s! You're just a fan-made skylander that doesn't exist! When I'm done with you, there won't be anything left to see. Your very existence has been inspired by me.

Luna: Well, its true I've been inspired by you and that's no lie. But it takes a genius like my creator to make a dragoness better than any good guy. Look at you, you've gotten breast implants! Whats wrong? You're getting less and less fans? I may be shinier than you, but I'm at the peek of perfection. However, you're true beauty is a state of deception. I'm happy of who I am, I'm not a little b****. By the way, I heard you gave Malefor a lower itch. CRABS! You're a fake @$$, toothless, broken down snake. And Cynder I won, get out of my face.

Everyone but Spyro: O____O'.....

Spyro: ;) <Whispers> Congratulations Luna.

Spyro kisses Luna and flies away

Luna: :3       
This episode goes out to the winner of my contest. :) It seems its time for Luna's starring performance.
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Fawds0118 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
Is spyro a 2 timer ??
darkdragon770 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
ur epic rap battles of skylands are just epic :3
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)
malcolmswag Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
waitwaitwait Princess luna!
Nightfuryismine Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Luna's mine... what's wrong with her broham?
Nightfuryismine Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student General Artist
My frigin GAWD This is awesome! :D I LUV IT! Thanks so much! :3
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome. :3
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I mean kaos
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*claps* this is cool! Do one where cynder is fed up with her implants and uses drobots time machine to go to the past and prevent the time continuem from giving her implants and then goes to the future to see that Laos has taken over skylands and she wakes up from her dream.
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It shall be done. :)
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