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Its a night in the movies

Spyro: Cynder. Where are you I can't see in this darkness.

Cynder: Over here to your left.

Spyro: OK.

Spyro sits next to Cynder

Cynder: Yay, popcorn!

Cynder eats

Spyro: Don't you want to eat it during the movie hun?

Cynder: Hey, I'm hungry. I gotta eat.

Sonic Boom arrives with her kids

Griffon 1: Mommy, I want my candy!

Griffon 2: Mommy, its too dark!

Griffon 3: Mommy, gimme my soda!

Griffon 4: Mommy, I want my hot dog!

Sonic Boom: In a second dears. Let me sit down first.

All of the babies: <loud ranting>

Sonic Boom and her kids sit near Spyro and Cynder

Spyro: Oh no...

Cynder: Spyro honey. Calm down and just focus on the movie dear.

Spyro: I'll try...

Terrafin and Zook show up

Terrafin: Hey foo! Lets sit right over here!

Zook: Ten-four soldier! This seat is perfect to see the movie picture soldier!

Spyro: How come everytime we go to movies, the people are always loud and obnoxious?

Cynder: I know its horrible.

Stealth Elf shows up talking on her cell phone

Stealth Elf: Oh my gosh! Like I was at Gill Grunt's concert last night and it was amazing! I mean his voice was so like WOW! Sigh, he's like my crush and everything!

Stealth Elf sits next to Cynder

Stealth Elf: Oh my gosh! Cynder is that you?! Awwww and you're with your bf Spyro! Whats up?!

Cynder: Ummmm, trying to watch a movie here.

Spyro: Can you please be quiet. We're trying to enjoy ourselves.

Stealth Elf: Oh I know! Its a great movie! I've seen this like 4 times! I love The Avengers! Its like amazing!!!

Spyro: Please don't ruin it for us...

Stealth Elf: Alright, alright, alright I won't spoil it for you! :3

Cynder: Thank you.

Eruptor shows up

Eruptor: Hey, Spyro!!!

Spyro: Oh my Eon not Eruptor...

Eruptor sits next to Spyro

Eruptor: Hey so you're looking at The Avengers too?! Oh man, you and your date are gonna love this movie!

Stealth Elf: I know right! I love the part when the Hulk punched out Loki after he couldn't take enough of his crap!

Eruptor: Hahaha!!! Thats my favorite scene! I love the part when Thor was trying to talk some sense into Loki but, Iron Man just flat out interrupted and bum rushed him!

Stealth Elf: AAAAHHHH!!! I love Robert Downey Jr. He's like my favorite actor! He's like my favorite actor! I come to the movies just to see him!!!

Eruptor: I like the girl that plays Black Widow! She's super sex- <pukes>

Spyro: THAT'S IT!!!

Spyro gets up

Spyro: Everyone shut the Kaos up!!! Me and my girlfriend are trying to watch a movie!!!

Terrafin: Like you can get a girl!

Everyone except Cynder laughs

Spyro: You serious man! You think you're funny! You think you're funny because you're a Mr. T impersonator?!

Zook: Your mom is a Mr. T impersonator!

Everyone laughs except Cynder

Spyro: Oh now you both think you're funny! How about we take it outside?!

Terrafin: I'll take your girl outside!

Everyone laughs except Cynder

Spyro bum rushes Zook and Terrafin

Eruptor: Ohhh, its a fight!!!

Stealth Elf: So, anyways Cynder, like Nick Fury has to get The Avengers together because like Loki came out of nowhere and-

Cynder: Sigh, I hate the movies.
The movies is a good place to go for a date... right?
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MajorNoah Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Artist
Perfect!(sarcasim) Spyros never ever seen his parents how about he justs throws them into a wall or something
678walleby Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hate when that happens. And, Zook, your not being funny!!!! D:<
darkdragon770 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
why does this always happen when u go to the movies :/
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I might watch ice age four
wolfgangcalifan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol I used to hate the movies. I recently watched star wars the phantom menace 3d. Its epic
masteroflego98 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I love the advengers that was an awesome movie i liked the part when after thor and the hulk were beating that monster and-


FrostRaven32 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Definetnaly well done. I like this for sure
thekeobamaster Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Special thanks to FrostRaven32. Remember, leave a Skylander or a predicament pertaining to Skylands and I'll make a comedy out of it.
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