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GingaAkam@All: yay
(Kagekao Shimeji appears)
GingaAkam@All: little Kage
(Little Kage walks towards corner of desktop)
Viewer 20@All: Looks like he's heading for the other corner of the desktop.
Viewer 20@All: What will he do now?
(Kage stops, sits down)
Viewer 40@All: He just denied you.
Viewer 20@All: Damn you Kage....DAMN YOU.
Viewer 20@All: My vengeance.
Viewer 20@All: Upon Kage-sama.
Viewer 20@All: HAH!
Viewer 20@All: He did it.
Youtube@All: XD
Youtube@All: Okay.
Viewer 40@All: I suddenly desire sushi...dammit.
Viewer 20@All: Take that Viewer 40.
Viewer 40@All: SO I AM 40
(Ginga picks up Kage and throws him away)
Viewer 40@All: I'm sor

Join.me chat 6-13-13 Part 2

Jage@All: I am the evil side of Kage..
Viewer 40@All: You'd think Jage would be the Jedi side of Kage
Jeff The Killer@All: Are you all just gonna take that.
GingaAkam@All: Imma send Zehndy after ya
Jage@All: AND THE ONE
Jeff The Killer@All: I'll be up here, if you need me.
Jage@All: WHO BROKE JEFF'S KNIFE
You@All: and Scollex, and Ascaris, and Daraku, and Tamashi, and Usotski
Jeff The Killer@All: You...SON0FABITCH.
Viewer 29@All: ooohh you're screwed now Jage
Viewer 73@All: ok bye
GingaAkam@All: all those immortal dudes
Jeff The Killer@All: IMMA JUMP ON YOU.
Jage@All: And I murdered Esther
Jeff The Killer@All: As soon as I get up here.
GingaA

PEWDIE CRACK CHATROOM HIGHLIGHTSStephano
WE HAVE BARRELS! Shall barrels join in this convo? Or not?
Jennifer
NO BARRELS ):<m
Stephano
Oh... And she is a good Barrel! She told PewDiePie where the bro was! And she killed other Barrels
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
Bring her in. I want to piggeh-slide her. :I
Stephano
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok!
Mr. Chair
~~Everyone will just become victims~~
Stephano
Barrels should be joining in moments
Barrels
I'VE COME TO KILL YOU ALL.
~~
Stephano
You don't want Piggeh to get you... You really don't...
Barrels
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PIGGEH!!
Stephano
Told ya... Read back
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
...
...
...
...
I'm not THAT bad in bed. QnQ
I'm good, I swear!
~~
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
((Mom just threatened to cut off the internet. O.o OH NO SHE DIDN'T.))
Mr. Chair
Well.... o_o
Stephano
Piggeh... Calm down
Barrels
PIGGEH IS PUMPED GUYS!!
Jennifer
( Tell her you're rping an

15 Ways Movies Think You're Stupid (MLP Style) [Twilight Sparkle]
Since you all know that I'm going to be making my big screen debut in Equestria Girls in four days, I decided to talk about movies in general to celebrate it. One thing I have realized in my life that movies think that we're completely stupid. So I thought up of fifteen ways that you can tell. This obviously won't be an exhaustive list, but it's just fifteen examples of how movies assume that... well, you're an idiot and they can throw anything at you and you'll go see it no matter how insulting it is to your intelligence. Of course, they're completely wrong about us. Keep in mind that these ways have absolutely nothing

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE((Piggeh has a profile picture of this.))
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
PRAISE GAY JEEZUS.
I'm going to change my profile pic again. It's making me feel awkward. ._.
Jennifer
GAY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Chair
~~Please don't~~
Please do
Stephano
XD
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
I was honestly going to use this pic but then I thought about Jennifer's innocence.
((Piggeh links to here.))
Stephano
I found a beautiful picture of you and Mr. Chair, Piggeh...
Stephano
My eyes!
Mr. Chair
Define 'beautiful'
O-o
Jennifer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
So I'm stuck with these...
piggeh_lick_by_kakuzufreak-d5q

PEWDIE CHATROOM OF CRACKᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
You guys enjoy my sexiness, right?
Good.
IF I NEED TO KEEP IT IN MY PANTS, YOU ALL WILL KEEP IT HERE WITH ME.

Stephano
Uh... Pardon?

Mr. Chair
We would all would prefer if you did in fact- keep it in your pants.

ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
Mmmn, Stephy~ You came along! Mr. Chair too!

ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
Mr. Chair understand meh. :3

Stephano
... Ok then

Mr. Chair
Only too well.

Stephano
Oh dear god!

Stephano
I just got it

Mr. Chair
*looks around* Has anybody seen Jennifer?

ᏢᎥᎶᎶᎬh
...........
*bangs head on Mr. Chair*

Stephano
*also looks aro

Cats Game CH5

The rain wasn’t quite as heavy now as it was before, but it was still a little too wet for Shizuo’s liking. Cautiously, he took a step out of the box he’d been inhabiting and glanced up at the sky, willing a shred of sunlight to pierce through. It was useless though; by now the sun had long set, and the streetlights of Ikebukuro lit the roads, a row of electric lanterns. Shizuo sneezed and a shudder rippled across his body, most of which was matted with soggy fur. He’d started looking for Shinra hours ago, but unfortunately he hadn’t made it to shelter before the heavens opened and the rain came crashing down.

T

Dark Sonic moment RP Part 15

Sonic: *walks out room with the guys looking from the door; whispers* Amy? Aaaamyyy... *out loud* Well, I tried. *starts walking back to room*

Amy: *walks out her door* Did you call me?

Sonic: *freezes* Dang it... *turns around* Hey Amy.

Amy: Hi. *walks up to him* What's up?

Sonic: Uh, I was wondering...if uh...you saw the movie Now You See Me? Heh-heh.

Amy: I did. It was amazing. There were so many people who thought was the bad guy an- *Sonic kisses Amy and runs back into room; Amy stands there dazed; whispers* He kissed me? *yells* HE KISSED ME!! *runs back in room and jumps around* WHOO-HOO!

Sonic: I hate you people! Now she's gonna

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Xen: Yo' *goes and sits by the couch*
Yin: *stares at Xen's clothes* ... Rough day?
Xen: *shrugs* Nah, it was okay.
Yin: ... You hurt? *gives a pointing look at Xen's bloodstained shirt*
Xen: *looks down and then shakes his head* Nah, I'm fine.
Yin: ... I don't believe you...
Xen: *looks annoyed at Yin* Well I don't care if you don't, but I'm telling you I'm fine.
Yin: *stares*
Xen: *grunts and looks away*
Yin: *continues to stare...until he decides to crawl his way out of the water*
Xen: *looks at him and sighs* What do you think you're doing now? Go back to the water, you little brat.
Yin: ... No. *continues to crawl his way towards Xen*
Xen: *gets really annoyed* Why are you being so difficult! You'll dry yourself out before you're even able to get near me, idiot!
Yin: *ignores his comment and continues to crawl towards him*
Xen: For fucks sake! *stands up and walks up to Yin and lifts him up* You annoying littl

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Silver: *falls asleep*

Knuckles: Hey Silver, what WERE you guys talking about? ...Silver?

Silver: *snores*

Knuckles: *idea*

Sonic: No Knuckles. Don't mess with him.

Knuckles: I wanna know what he was hiding on his hand.

Shadow: We all do.

Amy: Guys, I'm sure there's a reason he hasn't told us.

Sonic: Plus, I don't wanna be on Shade's death list too. She obviously knows, and is hiding it too.

Shadow: Which just makes me wonder more why she's helping him hide it...

Silver: *shifts and mumbles in his sleep* No...

Knuckles: C'mon. It can't hurt to take his glove off. He won't wake up, and we don't have to tell him.

Sonic: For once, I

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[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood

[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (I'm Italian what do you expect? XD)

[/] You're very happy-go-lucky (when I want to be lol)

[/] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

[/] You're a good artist

[x] You can be clumsy

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

[/] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[/] You would su

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Zera: *facepalm* Nice way to start the show, authors.

YAY! Waffles, waffles, waffles!

Zera: …. yeah. Let’s just start with the dares.

Jess: Where’s Jase?

Zera: Uhhh... don’t know, don’t care. Let’s just be glad he’s gone.

Jess: If you knew Jase like I do, you’d know that he wouldn’t miss a chance to mess with people. Sexually.

Zera: … uh... Let’s... ALY, SAVE ME FROM THE AWKWARD. D:

Aly: *Snaps out of daydream about those waffles* Huh? Oh, how?

Zera: ...dunno. *stands from chair* OH YEAH. Audience, Aly is the new

Dark Sonic moment RP Part 13

Silver: *hears the footsteps* Shade, did you hear that? *he takes off up the stairs to see who it was*

Sonic/Knuckles: *run up into their room and dive into their beds right as Silver runs in*

Silver: *glares at the two of them* Sonic, Knuckles. I know you're awake. I saw you running in. What exactly were you doing?

*Shade comes up behind him*

Sonic: *sits up sheepishly* well, we uh...

Knuckles: *glares at Silver* We could be asking you and Shade the same thing. What were you up for? What don't you want Shade to hold back about? Who is 'he'?

Silver: *backs up a bit* U-Uh.. N-nothing... How much did you hear?

Sonic: *also confused and f

Fanimaniacs Theme SongIt's time for Animaniacs,
And we're fan crazy to the max!
Sure it's been fifteen years,
But now they're back and we're in tears!
We're Fanimaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister Dot!
And all of their fan made friends,
Wow they have a lot!
There's always one being made,
They're more popular than they thought!
Now there's Fan-girl swoons, best friend toons,
And it's never gonna' stop!
They're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute
And Yakko gives heart attacks!
Wakko's the favorite of the pack,
Insult them and you better watch your back!
We're Fanimaniacs!
We know all their songs down to the every last verse!
When we're drawing fan art and our pencils break we cannot help but curse!
We know every catchphrase, especially Hello Nurse!
Writers get a clue, we want brand new,
so bad we're gonna' burst!
We're Fanimaniacs!
Can't you give them one more chance?
We're fan crazy to the max,
And other cartoons seem to lack,
The one who's a cutie,
The one who's always hungry,
The

Pinkiebob Piepants-PressureApplejack: [looking at the clouds] You know, Pinkie Pie, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by.
Pinkie Pie: Yup, and just relax.
Applejack: Yeah. Relax.
Pinkie Pie: Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that cloud looks like?
Applejack: What?
Pinkie Pie: A flower.
Applejack: They all look like flowers, Pinkie Pie. All the time.
Pinkie Pie: They sure do.
Applejack: You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
Pinkie Pie: Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
Applejack: Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd all

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by ~Darkmatter20, Jun 10, 2012, 8:57:52 AM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

Its a night in the movies

Spyro: Cynder. Where are you I can't see in this darkness.

Cynder: Over here to your left.

Spyro: OK.

Spyro sits next to Cynder

Cynder: Yay, popcorn!

Cynder eats

Spyro: Don't you want to eat it during the movie hun?

Cynder: Hey, I'm hungry. I gotta eat.

Sonic Boom arrives with her kids

Griffon 1: Mommy, I want my candy!

Griffon 2: Mommy, its too dark!

Griffon 3: Mommy, gimme my soda!

Griffon 4: Mommy, I want my hot dog!

Sonic Boom: In a second dears. Let me sit down first.

All of the babies: <loud ranting>

Sonic Boom and her kids sit near Spyro and Cynder

Spyro: Oh no...

Cynder: Spyro honey. Calm down and just focus on the movie dear.

Spyro: I'll try...

Terrafin and Zook show up

Terrafin: Hey foo! Lets sit right over here!

Zook: Ten-four soldier! This seat is perfect to see the movie picture soldier!

Spyro: How come everytime we go to movies, the people are always loud and obnoxious?

Cynder: I know its horrible.

Stealth Elf shows up talking on her cell phone

Stealth Elf: Oh my gosh! Like I was at Gill Grunt's concert last night and it was amazing! I mean his voice was so like WOW! Sigh, he's like my crush and everything!

Stealth Elf sits next to Cynder

Stealth Elf: Oh my gosh! Cynder is that you?! Awwww and you're with your bf Spyro! Whats up?!

Cynder: Ummmm, trying to watch a movie here.

Spyro: Can you please be quiet. We're trying to enjoy ourselves.

Stealth Elf: Oh I know! Its a great movie! I've seen this like 4 times! I love The Avengers! Its like amazing!!!

Spyro: Please don't ruin it for us...

Stealth Elf: Alright, alright, alright I won't spoil it for you! :3

Cynder: Thank you.

Eruptor shows up

Eruptor: Hey, Spyro!!!

Spyro: Oh my Eon not Eruptor...

Eruptor sits next to Spyro

Eruptor: Hey so you're looking at The Avengers too?! Oh man, you and your date are gonna love this movie!

Stealth Elf: I know right! I love the part when the Hulk punched out Loki after he couldn't take enough of his crap!

Eruptor: Hahaha!!! Thats my favorite scene! I love the part when Thor was trying to talk some sense into Loki but, Iron Man just flat out interrupted and bum rushed him!

Stealth Elf: AAAAHHHH!!! I love Robert Downey Jr. He's like my favorite actor! He's like my favorite actor! I come to the movies just to see him!!!

Eruptor: I like the girl that plays Black Widow! She's super sex- <pukes>

Spyro: THAT'S IT!!!

Spyro gets up

Spyro: Everyone shut the Kaos up!!! Me and my girlfriend are trying to watch a movie!!!

Terrafin: Like you can get a girl!

Everyone except Cynder laughs

Spyro: You serious man! You think you're funny! You think you're funny because you're a Mr. T impersonator?!

Zook: Your mom is a Mr. T impersonator!

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Spyro: Oh now you both think you're funny! How about we take it outside?!

Terrafin: I'll take your girl outside!

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Skylanders: Messed Up Ep47by ~Darkmatter20

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

The movies is a good place to go for a date... right?

*678walleby Sep 26, 2012 Student General Artist

I hate when that happens. And, Zook, your not being funny!!!! D:<

*darkdragon770 Sep 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

why does this always happen when u go to the movies :/

!wolfgangcalifan Jun 27, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I might watch ice age four

!wolfgangcalifan Jun 18, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Lol I used to hate the movies. I recently watched star wars the phantom menace 3d. Its epic

~masteroflego98 Jun 17, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

I love the advengers that was an awesome movie i liked the part when after thor and the hulk were beating that monster and-

Spiro: FOR EON SAKE DONT SOPOIL IT!!!!!!!!!!

O.O

~FrostRaven32 Jun 10, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

Definetnaly well done. I like this for sure

~thekeobamaster Jun 10, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

lol.

~Darkmatter20 Jun 10, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Special thanks to FrostRaven32. Remember, leave a Skylander or a predicament pertaining to Skylands and I'll make a comedy out of it.

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