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Moleman9000's ERBS #4: Penelope vs. Gadget

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

THE BLACK BARON…

…VS…

…GADGET HACKWRENCH!

BEGIN!

Gadget:
Okay, seriously? Again? I mean, really?
We've been through this before. We all know it's you, Penelope.
What's with you and disguises? Are you some sort of schizo?
In any case, crazy or not, you're a dirtier rat than Rizzo.
I'll get the obvious out of the way; better to say it now than later:
Just like Peter "Scabbers" Pettigrew, you're a no–good little traitor!
You sold out your only friends in the world… to a skunk.
Are you dense? Are you brainwashed or something? Are you drunk?
No, I'm convinced you're ju

Cats Game CH 1

It was just another average day in Ikebukuro. The streets teemed with traffic; students flowed to and from the academies-

And a vending machine sailed through the air.

Its intended target, a young man wearing a fur-lined jacket and a smug grin, calmly stepped out of the way. The machine splintered on impact with the road, sodas and water bottles bleeding everywhere. The elusive target’s fingers curled around the switchblade in his pocket, eyes keenly trained on the creature that tossed the machine in the first place.

Less than fifteen feet down the street, a tall man in a Weskit and suit pants returned to his full height, his breathi

Shizuo, Renai Circulation, English dubOne, two,

It’s so hard to say it,
But darling, let’s face it,
That annoying Izaya cannot be ignored.

Izaya! Don’t you dare show your face in Ikebukuro!
Every time I see that bastard, I get pissed off.
One day, he and I will fight to the death.
There isn’t any real reason; I just don’t like him.

Been runnin’ for so long, but can’t seem to catch him
If I could get that bastard, I swear I’d smash him
Into a million pieces, if he would just. Stand. Still.
But then I wonder- where was I going again?

So everyday it’s the same old stubborn path.
he thinks he can get away with framing this

Super Mario World, ProtonConroy editionTitle: Super Mario World, ProtonConroy edition.
Summary: Emile gets kidnapped by an evil tyrant. It's up to Jon to save him.
Rating: T for language
Warnings: Yaoi, and language.
Chapter 1: World 1
"Bloody hell, Emile, where did you go?" Jon said to himself. Emile had ran off to go to the store to get some milk and eggs, as he was going to bake some form of cake. But that was 5 hours ago, and believe it or not, Jon was worried about the loudmouth. Sure, they were together in Jon's mind(Emile was still denying any relationship between the two), but this time, Jon was genuinely worried about his boyfriend.
"Seriously, Emile.. I know you didn't go off to the convention without me." Jon was getting frustrated. Just then, someone went behind Jon and knocked him out with some chloroform.
Two hours later, Jon woke up and looked around. He was not in Canada any more, that was for sure. "Great. Where the hell am

The Brony Song (Total Drama Style) [Trent]
It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand

[Duncan]
They say ponies aren't for boys

[Scott]
That I shouldn't buy these toys

[Lightning]
That I need to toughen up and be a man

[Gwen]
It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl

[Eva]
The attention's all on guys

[Courtney]
Why can't no one realize
That there are pegasisters all around the world?

[Mike, Tyler]
I can't make it to the meet-ups

[Cameron, Justin]
Or contribute brony art

[Noah, Cody]
I'm straight, but my family thinks I'm gay

[Alejandro, Heather]
I'd buy shirts, but I'm too cheap

Super Mario World, ProtonConroy Edition Chapter 2Quick note: I know I will be making mistakes in this. So forgive me for any mistakes.

Chapter 2: Worlds 2 and 3
After defeating Iggy in World 1, Jon was walking though the next world. Donut Land. Jon was walking along and saw a shell-less Koopa with a feather. Jon stomped on the koopa and took the feather. Suddenly, Jon had a cape.
"Great! Now I'm Superman. Let's just hope there are no rings for me to fly through." Jon said to himself, running and jumping into the air to fly. Jon flew for a bit before accidentally crashing into a Charging Chuck and losing his cape.
"Damn it!" Jon jumped across the pit and spin jumped across a Pokey. "MOVE FASTER POKEY!!" Jon said. He then stumbled across a Yoshi egg. Yoshi popped out of the egg. "Yoshi yoshi!" the Yoshi said. Jon smiled and hopped on the Yoshi. Jon rode Yoshi all the way to the end of the first four levels of Donut Land and was now at the ghost house. Jon got off of Yoshi.
He smiled at Yoshi and went in

Day 1: Holding Hands "Come on, Jooosh! We're going to be late." Tyler whined, watching Josh put on his shirt. They were on their way to PAX, but Josh managed to sleep in. That didn't stop Tyler from catching small glimpses of Josh's bare torso when he thought he wasn't looking.

Tyler wouldn't admit it, but there's a lot about Josh he admired. From his masculine appearance to his witty behavior. Tyler continued to think about why he liked being with Josh. He didn't even catch the blush on his own face before Josh did as Tyler day dreamt.

"Uh, Tyler? ... You okay?" Josh questioned. He was sure it was just Tyler being Tyler, but he had a dreamier look in his ey

Day 2: Cuddling Somewhere The peaceful JoshJepson lay on his sleeping quarters, propped up. On his lap sat an electronic storage device with a screen playing footage of the events at PAX, making Josh chuckle every now and again. From behind the nearby table, an untamed AttackingTucans crept closer to his prey unnoticed. He prepares himself to attack the easy prey and pounces.

"What the fuck, Tyler?!" Josh yelled as Tyler just lay across Josh, laughing at his reaction.

"You got scared, didn't you," Tyler mused, still laughing. He lifted himself off of Josh and sat beside him on the bed.

"No, you're just really annoying," Josh complained, resuming his visual back

Ten quotes by us1: Flights: Do you think they have roleplay in Heaven..?

2: Tessa: Thats not how you use that word...
Flights: But dude! Bodacious waffles! Can you imagine the teeth on those things?

3: Tessa: Do I have scorpion in my teeth?

4: Flights: Im really really good at these relays.
Tessa: Apparently, that's not the only thing you're good at.

5: Flights: Ding Dang, who's your boss?
Tessa: Ashley Purdy is!

6: Tessa: Aww, bro imma take you to Al's Pits, Dude, we have to go to Boondock's, DUDE DUDE,WE HAVE TO GO ON WATER BOATS! Dude, I want one of those really awful waterproof cameras, God im tired....

7: Flights: No you cant a girl, its

Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 149Ragnarok is running through a dark forest until...

Ragnarok: What is that strange energy in the sky? Something isn't right...

Overlord shows up...

Overlord: ...

Ragnarok: Overlord! Don't you see that? What's going on up there?

Overlord: He, he, he...

Ragnarok: What's so funny Overlord? Can't you feel the dark energy?

Overlord: I do. It's tantalizing. Perfect for a darklander like me. ;)

Ragnarok: Wait, you're a darklander?!

Overlord: I never told you? (He never told them? Scandal~) ;) What did you think Puppit Master is? He is a hallownite like me. We're both darklanders.

Ragnarok: Impossible... I wouldn't have known...

Overlord: L

My Emotions and its feelings from itSome people dont know what my emotions go or feel like. its hard to explain but here is the best explanation i can give you.
Happiness:
when I'm happy i get excited and say random things because i am a very random, weird person on the planet. i am very talkative and wont shut the heck up for nothing and i dont know why.
Sadness:
never a good thing for me to be sad.. its really aching pain in my heart that makes me sad. i cant explain well on this emotion.
Jealousy:
my worst emotion ever. the worst emotion that drives me insane. whenever i get jealous i try to avoid people but that only happens if im single. if i was single i never go near anyone who has a girlfriend or have a friend who has a boyfriend/girlfriend.
im not single so im alright but sometimes i get jealous on some other things <.<
Anger:
one of the things everyone must avoid at

MLP-TMNTAnnouncer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Heroes with wings instead of shells
Pony Power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team
Princess Celestia: We're really hip!
Announcer: They're heroes with no shells and they're not green
Princess Luna: Hey. Get a grip!
Announcer: When the evil Sombra attacks
These pony gals don't cut him no slack
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Discord taught them to be ninja ponies
Princess Cadance: He looks like a rat rat!
Announcer: Celestia leads, Twilight Sparkle does machines
Princess Twilight Sparkle: Tha

HAVE SOME STUFF Mattie and Mako are Skyping eachother

Mako: Soo, Mattie, wanna come over tonight? Gray and her sister aren't gonna be home.
Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mako: Yus
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
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Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement

Mako and Angie: *arguing*
Abz: I'm gonna put on music, then we shall dance and it shall be A PARTY!
Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
Mattie: Party time, 10?
Me: T

WTF SIS * in car *
Sister: *talking to mom about friend* her country accent is so strong I can

Me: (throw up a cow and farm)

Sister: Ya Ya Ya

Me: (wtf?)

Benny and Joon“Oh, er, by the way…
Thanks.
My roommate made me sleep under the sink.”

-- Sam, 'Benny&Joon'

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Skylanders: Messed Up Ep121

by ~Darkmatter20, Dec 28, 2012, 6:35:09 AM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

Overlord is in suspended animation

Overlord: Ugh, w-where am I?

Legendary Spyro: Welcome to the Hall of Legends.

Overlord: The what?

Legendary Stealth Elf: The Hall of Legends. Its where powerful Skylanders like you go to when they die.

Overlord: Oh, so I'm dead. :/

Legendary Bash: Yes. However, here you can be reborned and go into your legendary form.

Overlord: Oh, so I'm in some sort of re-birth process. OK but I still need to save my friends from Puppit Master.

Legendary Slam Bam: Don't worry. You'll be there to save them. Floren Bell needs you as well.

Overlord: I worry about her the most. I can't just stay here and watch her suffer with her losing our friends and the fact that I'm dead.

Legendary Chill: We'll give you the powers of legend dude.

The legendary Skylanders offer there powers to Overlord

Overlord: Wait, there's a seat empty. Who sits over there?

Legendary Chop Chop: That was Trigger Happy's seat. He got tainted by Boomer's words.

Legendary Ignitor: The three Skylanders that turned evil, do not hold ill will towards them. They are possessed by a foe greater than anyone thou hast ever faced.

Overlord: Who is it then?

Legendary Bouncer: All in due time brotha. Cuz, right now. You're reborned. Also, bring some new Skylanders from Earth. We need mo' protectas.

Overlord is reborned in the ravine

Overlord: I'm alive... Was it all a dream? Either way, I got to find my friends, get new Skylanders from Earth and together, take down Puppit Master. <gets on his mega cycle and flies away>

Skylanders: Messed Up Ep121by ~Darkmatter20

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

We finally find out what happened to Overlord.

~skylander2301 Dec 29, 2012

So ur gonna add Magikus in? If so YES!

~skylander2301 Dec 29, 2012

Nevermind.

*678walleby Dec 29, 2012 Student General Artist

YOU GO OVERLORD!!!!

~masteroflego98 Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

So you are adding a new Guy??

~thekeobamaster Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

it's Dante!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Dante! (in a cosmo voice)

~masteroflego98 Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Who's Dante?? And what's his name here on Dev???

~thekeobamaster Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

see number 120. he's a bad guy.
and what do you mean by whats his name here on deviantart? his name is dante, and dante is his name.

~masteroflego98 Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Oh yea forgot lol

~thekeobamaster Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

whats lol backwards?

~masteroflego98 Dec 28, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

loud out laugh

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