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Its the Skylanders versus the Elder Elementals

Spyro: They take, steal, and rob everything from us and they get to live priveleged lives while we law abidding Skylanders work hard for Skylands and pay high taxes for upgrades!!!

All of the Skylanders: <Loud Ranting>

Spyro: Will we let them continue?!

All of the Skylanders: No!

Spyro: Why?!

All of the Skylanders: Because we are the 99%!!!

Eon arrives

Eon: Skylanders! Skylands is under attack! You all need to-

Terrafin: No way fool! We are not working till we get equal tax breaks!

Eon: What are you talking about?

Whirlwind: The Elder Elementals are paying fewer taxes than us yet, they're not doing anything for Skylands!

Drill Sergeant: Translation- This is complete and utter bull$#!+!!!

Eon: How can you say such things? The Elder Elementals are our strongest and most valuable Skylanders. Without them, Skylands will be ruined! They contribute very much to Skylands!

Lightning Rod: Well then, what do they do? Tell us!

Eon: That is none of your concern!

Camo: Ahaa!!! They don't contribute anything! Eon is lying to us!

Eon: They watch over us to make sure Skylands is safe!

Dino-Rang: So lemme get this straight... When the Core of Light was being destroyed by Kaos and we flew into the void of space to Earth, all they did was watch!!!

Eon: Yes! They were keeping Skylands safe while you were gone!

Bash: We were only gone for a few hours!!! We all came back and we still didn't see them!

Stealth Elf: Do you know how much money it cost to get upgrades?! Us Skylanders only get discounts for collecting fruity butterflies while, the Elder Elementals get extremely huge discounts for doing nothing!

Eon: You don't know that!

Stealth Elf points at the sign: Elder Elementals get a 75% discount on all upgrades. Soul Gems included

Eon: Ummm...

Double Trouble: What do you got to say for yourself mon?

Eon: I've heard enough! I'm leaving!

Cynder: Thats right run away to your Elder Elementals you sheep!

Eon vanishes in a flash

Spyro: That settles it Skylanders! If there is no equality, we won't protect Skylands!

All of the Skylanders: Yeah!!!

Kaos shows up

Kaos: I'm sorry but, I would've sworn you guys said you wouldn't protect Skylands anymore.

Spyro: Yes, because we want equal rights!

Kaos: ...Yay me... :3

Terrafin: You still owe me $5!!!  
Well its occupy Skylands! Time for equal rights!
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:icon678walleby:
678walleby Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD XD XD XD YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS!!!!!!
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masteroflego98 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
XD YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE DOLLORS XD
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SuperSmashCynderLum Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Awesome job with this fic! Seriously! If there ever where a Skylanders series, I bet this will be one of the episodes they would have. I love this fic so much. ^__^
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malcolmswag Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUde thisd is so cool u sould make one wheare certin skylanders are making a music video
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:icondarkmatter20:
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you and it shall be done. :)
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:iconmalcolmswag:
malcolmswag Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Sweet! (Said like napolean dynamite
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jjman65 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Terrafin would win because he's a pro boxer :D
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faithinthemusic Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I vouch for Slam Bam!
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Nightfuryismine Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Keep up ta work. ;D
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:icondarkmatter20:
Darkmatter20 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Remember viewers, leave a Skylander or a predicament pertaining to Skylands and I'll make a comedy out of it. The opinionated question is: Who would win in a boxing match, Terrafin or Slam Bam?
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