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But darling, let’s face it,
That annoying Izaya cannot be ignored.

Izaya! Don’t you dare show your face in Ikebukuro!
Every time I see that bastard, I get pissed off.
One day, he and I will fight to the death.
There isn’t any real reason; I just don’t like him.

Been runnin’ for so long, but can’t seem to catch him
If I could get that bastard, I swear I’d smash him
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But then I wonder- where was I going again?

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he thinks he can get away with framing this

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

THE BLACK BARON…

…VS…

…GADGET HACKWRENCH!

BEGIN!

Gadget:
Okay, seriously? Again? I mean, really?
We've been through this before. We all know it's you, Penelope.
What's with you and disguises? Are you some sort of schizo?
In any case, crazy or not, you're a dirtier rat than Rizzo.
I'll get the obvious out of the way; better to say it now than later:
Just like Peter "Scabbers" Pettigrew, you're a no–good little traitor!
You sold out your only friends in the world… to a skunk.
Are you dense? Are you brainwashed or something? Are you drunk?
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Summary: Emile gets kidnapped by an evil tyrant. It's up to Jon to save him.
Rating: T for language
Warnings: Yaoi, and language.
Chapter 1: World 1
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"Seriously, Emile.. I know you didn't go off to the convention without me." Jon was getting frustrated. Just then, someone went behind Jon and knocked him out with some chloroform.
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Chapter 2: Worlds 2 and 3
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"What the fuck, Tyler?!" Josh yelled as Tyler just lay across Josh, laughing at his reaction.

"You got scared, didn't you," Tyler mused, still laughing. He lifted himself off of Josh and sat beside him on the bed.

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3: Tessa: Do I have scorpion in my teeth?

4: Flights: Im really really good at these relays.
Tessa: Apparently, that's not the only thing you're good at.

5: Flights: Ding Dang, who's your boss?
Tessa: Ashley Purdy is!

6: Tessa: Aww, bro imma take you to Al's Pits, Dude, we have to go to Boondock's, DUDE DUDE,WE HAVE TO GO ON WATER BOATS! Dude, I want one of those really awful waterproof cameras, God im tired....

7: Flights: No you cant a girl, its

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Ragnarok: What is that strange energy in the sky? Something isn't right...

Overlord shows up...

Overlord: ...

Ragnarok: Overlord! Don't you see that? What's going on up there?

Overlord: He, he, he...

Ragnarok: What's so funny Overlord? Can't you feel the dark energy?

Overlord: I do. It's tantalizing. Perfect for a darklander like me. ;)

Ragnarok: Wait, you're a darklander?!

Overlord: I never told you? (He never told them? Scandal~) ;) What did you think Puppit Master is? He is a hallownite like me. We're both darklanders.

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Happiness:
when I'm happy i get excited and say random things because i am a very random, weird person on the planet. i am very talkative and wont shut the heck up for nothing and i dont know why.
Sadness:
never a good thing for me to be sad.. its really aching pain in my heart that makes me sad. i cant explain well on this emotion.
Jealousy:
my worst emotion ever. the worst emotion that drives me insane. whenever i get jealous i try to avoid people but that only happens if im single. if i was single i never go near anyone who has a girlfriend or have a friend who has a boyfriend/girlfriend.
im not single so im alright but sometimes i get jealous on some other things <.<
Anger:
one of the things everyone must avoid at

MLP-TMNTAnnouncer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Heroes with wings instead of shells
Pony Power!
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team
Princess Celestia: We're really hip!
Announcer: They're heroes with no shells and they're not green
Princess Luna: Hey. Get a grip!
Announcer: When the evil Sombra attacks
These pony gals don't cut him no slack
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alicorns
Discord taught them to be ninja ponies
Princess Cadance: He looks like a rat rat!
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Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mako: Yus
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
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Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement

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Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
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Izaya, Renai Circulation, English dubOne, two!

It’s so hard to say it,
But darling, let’s face it-
My schemes keep evolving,
I can’t be ignored!

May I have your attention, please?
It’s me, the seventeen-year-old information broker,
Izaya Orihara!
I have an important announcement to make:
Tonight, I’m going to make fun of Shizu-chan~!
Hahaha…sorry I babbled on like that.

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I keep laughing, you keep slacking,
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Hey Hey mom, Hey Hey mom.
I will never forget the time
I first tried apple butter!

Draw a circle. That’s the earth
Draw a circle That’s the earth
Draw a circle, That’s the earth
I ‘am west Virginia!

Here in the state of Mountains
We have Coal,
And apples
Also lot’s of mountains and Apple butter!

Ah, a Wonderful world
That can be seen with the swipe of a paint brush!
We shall eat apple butter on the mountains!
West Virginia

(We have a phrase here in West Virginia, It’s Montani semper liberi! It means Mountaineers are always free! Don’t forget your complimentary a

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Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 111

by ~Darkmatter20, Dec 12, 2012, 6:32:15 AM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

Inside Overlord's castle

Eclipse Maiden: Damien, do you know where Animal is?

Damien: No madam. Why do you ask?

Eclipse Maiden: Sigh, he's not here? Why is he never in his post during work hours?

Damien: By the way, what does he work as in this castle?

Eclipse Maiden: He's the dungeon master. He rules over the prisoners.

Damien: Whose down there?

Eclipse Maiden: The conspirators of Jack Thompson. Boomer, Trigger Happy and Hex.

Damien: Oh my, thats horrible.

Meanwhile...

Trigger Happy: Well, this is just perfect. How are we supposed to get out of here?

Hex: Its a maximum security dungeon. We'll never get out. The bars are fused with the cell.

Boomer: I can't believe it. All that chaos... All that work... All the trolling I did... ALL FOR NOTHING?!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!!

Trigger Happy: Will you shut the **** up Boomer! We need to think of a way out of here... Wait... Whose cell is that next to yours Hex?

Hex: Don't know. All I know is that he keeps fiddling around with spoons.

Trigger Happy: I see. The guy next to me has no face. I heard he's quite skinny as well.

Boomer: Of course he is. He's slender! He's Slenderman!

Hex: If the Skylanders of Earth are able to trap him here. Then, we'll never escape. We're screwed.

???: I can free you all...

Trigger Happy: Who said that?!

Sparx shows up

Sparx: Me.

Boomer: Ha, ha, ha! You?! You couldn't even defeat Zap! You are always eaten!

Sparx: Not if I free you all. Alone, you all couldn't defeat the Skylanders. But, together we can destroy them.

Hex: What about the Skylanders from Earth? They are 10x more powerful than them. Especially, Overlord. You saw what he did to Jack Thompson's ghost knights?! He slaughtered all of them just by screaming.

Sparx: Yes, the Skylanders from Earth are more powerful but, few in numbers. Thats why we attack them one by one as a group. But enough talk. Its time to let you all out.

Sparx explodes the cell doors of ALL the prisoners

Trigger Happy: Great, now what?

Sparx: We attack...

Meanwhile...

Animal: SO, AURORA!!! HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GO OUT TOGETHER?!!!

Aurora: Ummm, why are you screaming?

Animal: BECAUSE I DO WHAT I ****ING LIKE!!!

Aurora: Wow, talk about being a bad guy. Why would you want to go out with a nerdy bookworm like me?

Animal: BECAUSE I LOVE THE CUTE NERDY GIRLS!!! YOU'RE THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!

Aurora: Oh, OK. I'll go out with you.

Animal: YES!!! NOW, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO CAMO'S?!!!

Aurora: We're already in Camo's.

Animal: Oh...

Warnado barges in

Warnado: Overlord's castle is under attack!

Everyone runs outside

Animal: Oops... ^___^'

Aurora: Aren't you the dungeon guard?

Animal: Ummm, yeah? ^___^'

Aurora: How irresponsible... -___-'

Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 111by ~Darkmatter20

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

Never leave your job post.

~skylander2301 Mar 17, 2013

Darkmatter20: Never leave your job post.

Me: Especially if ur someone like Animal or Grimlock( LOL Transformers: Fall of Cybertron reference)

*678walleby Dec 14, 2012 Student General Artist

lol slendy....

~faithinthemusic Dec 13, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh my. They're battling Slenderman? This isn't good.

~thekeobamaster Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

oh no!
(psssssst, in the next one, animal should eat spark)

~Darkmatter20 Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I got a plan already in mind.

~thekeobamaster Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

oooooooh, can't wait

~masteroflego98 Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

crap that means the skylanders of earth are in trouble including me!!! O__O

~Darkmatter20 Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Are we? Are we really?

~dannabit Dec 12, 2012

well not mine he has a sheild it's not visible it's not touchable but its smellable plus if they do get past it he has all of his army helping all he has to do is whistle

~masteroflego98 Dec 12, 2012 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

your thinking of something that i might like

time to get my magic on *grabs spell book*

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